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Friday, June 6th 2008

7:23 PM

Baby Boomers…It’s Time to Get a New Lawyer When…

- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high~five each other.

- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”

- He picks the jury by playing “duck~duck~goose.”

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot.

- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

- Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

- Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.”

- He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.”

1 message(s).

Posted by Dr. Sally Witt:

This is so funny and scary at the same time. It seems like important jobs are being handled by very young, un-seasoned people all the time.

If you need a lawyer, doctor, or other professional to handle issues important to your life, you want to feel that they have done this a few times before and that you are in good hands.

Everyone does have to start somewhere! The older I get, the younger most of the rest of the world seems!!

I know, just relax and enjoy the humor....LOL.

Dr. Sally Witt
Saturday, June 7th 2008 @ 2:26 PM

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