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Monday, August 25th 2008

12:15 PM

What is?

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
 dead.
 
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
 EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 
 HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
 
 INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

 MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
 
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

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